Why I Couldn’t Have A Baby Until I Used This Vibrator

Talk about life-changing. Some vibrators give you orgasms. This one gives you a baby. This woman tells xoJane “I Couldn’t Get Pregnant Until I used This Vibrator.” How in the world did the vibrator enable her to conceive? You won't believe it til you read it.

Rabbit. A rabbit got this woman pregnant. No not the fluffy bunny kind. Think… mechanical. Now you're on the right track.

The Rabbit. You know, the "Sex and the City" kind. The famous vibrator so many women swear by. It can do more than give you an orgasm.

How it started. Lottie Thomson writes in xoJane: “It was eight years ago. Dean and I had been together for nearly 10 years and had decided that we wanted to have children. We'd always used condoms for contraception, so it was basically a case of stop using them and start having unprotected sex.”

Time to settle down. Lottie says she felt it was time to settle down. Her and her man had been in the “party lifestyle” too long. They decided they wanted children.

Prepare.The couple cut down their drinking habits. They stopped smoking. They adopted a healthier lifestyle and started taking vitamins such as folic acid.

Then… After months of having unprotected sex, Lottie still wasn’t pregnant. This was disappointing. She wondered if she was too old or had smoked too much to conceive properly. Her partner also used to smoke weed.

A year passed. Still no baby bump. Maybe it wasn’t meant to be. They tried to see a doctor, but were told they’d have to wait another year to be eligible for fertility treatment.

Then one day.. Lottie and Dean were out in the city. They stumbled upon a sex store. Lottie got a brilliant idea.

Purchase. Having never owned a vibrator, Lottie was suddenly curious. Perhaps it was all the stress from not being able to get pregnant, or because her husband suggested it. She thought, why not?

Too shy. Lottie was too shy to go to the store alone. She wasn’t a sex-store kind of girl. So she sent her husband in to buy her a vibrator. He chose the Rampant Rabbit.

She loved it. Lottie was in awe of her new toy. She wrote: “I hadn't realized it would have so many different settings! It didn't just buzz — it twirled, thrust and wiggled in various different ways. I experimented with every option, curious to see what they felt like. The rotating element was the weirdest feeling, and I was certainly stimulated in ways I'd never experienced before.”

Next time… The very next time they had sex, Lottie was given a very special gift. She conceived. She was to expect a baby girl.

What was it? She doesn’t know what did it. There’s no scientific explanation. She says she is “convinced that my insides had somehow been given a workout — an internal massage of some kind that made it more likely that I would become pregnant.”

Similar method? Her vibrator wasn’t medical grade. But similar techniques have worked on getting women pregnant in the past. A close friend told Lottie she had an HSG test, a dye used to clean out the womb, which may have had a similar effect as the Rabbit.

Coincidence? Of course, it could all be coincidental. There is no solid evidence that correlates vibrators and pregnancy. But hey, it doesn’t hurt to try!