While there are approximately ten gazillion mouth-like sex toys on the market for men to stick their penises into, very few offer a similar sensation for the ladies. It's such typical bullshit. Of course men get all the motorized blow jobs their ding dongs could want, while women get some giant dick stand-ins. Yes, giant dick stand-ins are fine and often even divine, but you would think that products that suck on our clits would be a big deal—both men and women widely acknowledge that getting head is the shit, and most women have an easier time orgasming with clitoral stimulation than from penetration alone.
That's why me and my nether regions were thrilled to receive an email from my editor asking if I wanted to try the latest trend in the female sex toy market: suction oral sex simulators for women. It's a pretty new thing and there are only two currently available—the Fiera Arouser for Her and the Womanizer (Yes, the names are pretty terrible, but do you hear men complaining about the fucking Fleshlight?)—but both had a panel of doctors agree that they arouse women better than getting rammed by a dildo.
The German-made Womanizer ($189 on Amazon) promises, "Touchless clitoral stimulation with waves of pulsating pleasure offer a sheet-gripping orgasm like you've never felt before," while Fiera ($250) says it will, "spark sexual arousal and increase desire, naturally." Since the two both work by suckling on your clitoris (sorry but it's the truth), the main differences are that the Womanizer is handheld while Fiera requires no hands, and the Womanizer says it'll take you to *the most dramatic orgasm of your life*, while Fiera was specifically designed to get you in the mood for sex, but not to take you all the way to Orgasmville.
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